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Lake day whole place to ourselves. 🌊👌💯💯

Lake day whole place to ourselves. 🌊👌💯💯

heyassbutt-itstimetoboldlygo:

To everyone in Louisville: 

Please stay safe. This is no longer some hoax or joke. I’m keeping you all in my prayers. 

nosdrinker:

retrospectroverted:

nosdrinker:

why does one ply toilet paper exist

i honestly prefer single ply, it feels lighter and more effective and the rolls last longer because the sheets are thinner.

ok poophands

bingedrunk:

when you’ve been with the same guy for 4 years

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(Source: partynoxious)

backwoods-sweetheart:

Who else loves the King of Country.? He’s the best.!

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

j5h:

precumming:

has anyone ever actually taken a good selfie on their first try 

have you ever taken a good selfie ever?

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

(Source: 12-gauge-rage)